Skip to main content

20 basic laws of manhood




1.       Never beat your wife/girlfriend and never let the urge for sex make you rape. You won’t like your sister to experience any of these, let alone your mother.

2.       Avoid at all costs, flirting with other peoples’ wives or girlfriends. Some people out here are very aggressive and they might not take it casually.

3.       Never and never sleep with your friend’s wife/girlfriend. Someone will sleep with yours too.

4.       Maintain good hygiene at all times. Be well groomed at all times, dependent on the occasion. Don’t dress like a boxer when you are attending a stakeholders meeting.

5.       Exercise regularly and keep good physic. It can help scare away robbers and the likes.

6.       Avoid getting broke by all means. Turn yourself into a tough hustler. Lack of money is the spring of all evil.

7.       Stand up to your bullies. Speak up and don’t let anyone make you feel less of a man. Walk away from toxic relationships, including toxic friendships.

8.       Invest in yourself first, put yourself first. That way you will be able to impact and contribute to the lives of others too.

9.       Nobody genuinely gives a damn about you. Nobody genuinely cares about you, your mother maybe. So, don’t live to impress anyone.

10.   There are people who work to live and those who live to work. Know what you prefer and go for it.

11.   Keep your next move secret. Keep them fathoming.

12.   Avoid bragging about something you want to do to your friends. Only brag about something you’ve already done.

13.   Quit masturbation and porn. Get you a lovely girlfriend and invest in her.

14.   Avoid using drugs as an excuse for doing something bad. What you say when drunk is only what you have thought of saying but you avoided the consequences.

15.   Have you a group of friends who you can run to or call when things do go well.

16.   As you grow old, you’ll realize a lot of stuff that you did to impress your friends is all stupid and silly. So why not avoid those mess.

17.   Whoa! Do not marry to fit in with your married peers or for sexual pleasure, marriage come with a lot more than you can imagine. Be ready first.

18.   Inform your friends that you won’t make it to your planned arrangements instead of keeping them waiting for you. Save them some good time.

19.   As a man, favor personality over looks, you’ll end up happier.

20.   Avoid social media and the TV. You are a Maaaan. You can do better than scrolling your Instagram for more than one hour in a day!

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

STILL THE ONE

My first promise was  i'll never be your EX. Second was to never,ever let you go. That is i'll fight for you no matter what! And i was ready for what will come next. I had no thoughts of loving any more. You had wholly engulfed my heart. Good thing i still love you the same.. I couldn't love you more i was at the climax. You also made your promises Im greatful you kept them. We still progressing.. despite the ups and down. Cause i know i  for a record you've never let me down. You always pick me, and dust me up.. Its now our Seventh anniversary. You've told me many of the  best things i yearned to hear. To an extend i just remember a summary You always tell me i have no idea of how much you love me.. You always say you love my deep voice. Its the music that everyday you want to hear And I'm always your best choice. I know they will be more,same time next year. We've the best moments that i just want to live in. Like the day i took ...

Bad Day

Cause I slept drunk yesterday, I wake up with a spinning head I can't tell left from right. I have to pull myself together and after a litre or two of chilled water with a squeeze of lemon I become steady,trying to wake my wife up since I can't do shit on my own, it's dark ;4 or 5 in the am-so I think, dogs are barking And a cock can be heard from a far,"why are you so stubborn!" slowly whispers ,my wife. Assuming that is rhetorical ,I let her be, I have to fasten my pace so I cannot be late for work. The weather is chill and mist has formed in most part of my neighbourhood, again I can't see shit and this time not because of the darkness but the mist. I have already left the house when I get a call from my boss "Hello, I thought we spoke yesterday and you promised to be here earlier than now!" "What!?,I mean sorry, I am on my way sir."I reply not knowing what we spoke about the previous day. My head is still floaty, memories about last nig...

Why did you laugh?

Why did you laugh? When you know your smile robs me of my senses, Takes my identity and also flashes my bright eyes, Unable to think about anything else but submit to you, Rob me of my masculinity and make me feel like a little boy. Passionately, intimately, you look me straight in the eyes, For your eyes are the windows to your heart, I can gaze straight through your beautiful soul, For I trust your eyes will never lie, no matter how hard you'd try. You should know, three things that makes my life complete  Are love, laughter, and you, my drug, my addiction, The laughter has lasted since the very first moment  Falling for you babynaa, has been so much fun. Regardless of whether it's giggles at the kitchen table  Or even full loud laughter any place we're capable  Every single smile, is an image of our affection  You're my dream come true, all I ever dreamt of. Our adoration, well that is somewhat more significant  Radiating through when our giggling is rid...