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20 basic laws of manhood




1.       Never beat your wife/girlfriend and never let the urge for sex make you rape. You won’t like your sister to experience any of these, let alone your mother.

2.       Avoid at all costs, flirting with other peoples’ wives or girlfriends. Some people out here are very aggressive and they might not take it casually.

3.       Never and never sleep with your friend’s wife/girlfriend. Someone will sleep with yours too.

4.       Maintain good hygiene at all times. Be well groomed at all times, dependent on the occasion. Don’t dress like a boxer when you are attending a stakeholders meeting.

5.       Exercise regularly and keep good physic. It can help scare away robbers and the likes.

6.       Avoid getting broke by all means. Turn yourself into a tough hustler. Lack of money is the spring of all evil.

7.       Stand up to your bullies. Speak up and don’t let anyone make you feel less of a man. Walk away from toxic relationships, including toxic friendships.

8.       Invest in yourself first, put yourself first. That way you will be able to impact and contribute to the lives of others too.

9.       Nobody genuinely gives a damn about you. Nobody genuinely cares about you, your mother maybe. So, don’t live to impress anyone.

10.   There are people who work to live and those who live to work. Know what you prefer and go for it.

11.   Keep your next move secret. Keep them fathoming.

12.   Avoid bragging about something you want to do to your friends. Only brag about something you’ve already done.

13.   Quit masturbation and porn. Get you a lovely girlfriend and invest in her.

14.   Avoid using drugs as an excuse for doing something bad. What you say when drunk is only what you have thought of saying but you avoided the consequences.

15.   Have you a group of friends who you can run to or call when things do go well.

16.   As you grow old, you’ll realize a lot of stuff that you did to impress your friends is all stupid and silly. So why not avoid those mess.

17.   Whoa! Do not marry to fit in with your married peers or for sexual pleasure, marriage come with a lot more than you can imagine. Be ready first.

18.   Inform your friends that you won’t make it to your planned arrangements instead of keeping them waiting for you. Save them some good time.

19.   As a man, favor personality over looks, you’ll end up happier.

20.   Avoid social media and the TV. You are a Maaaan. You can do better than scrolling your Instagram for more than one hour in a day!

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